While some of the list items were purely Madison, the majority of the article was UW-Madison student-centered and there is so so much more to my fair city.
So, I bring you a list:
39 signs you grew up in Madison, Wisconsin (according to Kelsey Bewick)
1. You “snuck into” the student section at Badger football, basketball and hockey games.
2. When it comes to singing UW’s Alma Mater you instinctively wrap your arms around your neighbor and sway. And aside from “U RAH RAH WI-SCOOO-OOOON-SIN,” you have no idea what the people around you are singing.
3. You politely ask your gracious parents to drive you and your friends downtown to avoid dealing with parking (read: paying for parking) when spending a night out.
5. You’ve discussed, in depth, the logistics of holding a Cheese Curd Crawl– like a bar crawl, only with cheese curds.
6. You recognize Culver’s cheese curds are sub par—with their thick breading and mixed cheeses—but you’ll still order some when you’re feigning a fix.
7. You visit “townie bars,” on your respective side of town, and you know every single person in the place– it’s like a high school reunion. Silver Eagle, anyone?
8. You want to love our lakes, but you realize they are disgusting mid-June through early September.
9. Regardless of how gross our lakes are you still spend every available summer minute on or near them.
10. You don’t look twice when you see hoards of people waking around downtown with with a steamed-up bag of bread on a summertime Saturday morning. It’s also commonplace to see these same people ripping strips of this bread from the bag and eating it as they walk.
12. Aside from the cheese bread and coffee commodities, the true reason you attend the Farmer’s Market is to people watch from the Capitol lawn.
13. You’ve seen a pack of naked bikers make laps around the Capitol Square on a few chosen Saturday morning Farmer’s Markets. And you’ve felt a true sense of community when you turn away from that pack and see that every single person around you is also smiling ear-to-ear.
14. You still rely on a GPS to navigate hidden streets on the other side of town.
15. When you’re feeling especially directionally challenged, you call your parents– who’ve lived in Madison their entire lives– and begin feeding them landmarks until they lead you to a recognizable place.
16. You know what it feels like to bike through the middle of rush hour traffic– in your own bike lane.
17. You’ve gotten lost on our maze of bike paths at least once… or you’ve hopped on a portion of the bike path and popped out in some part of the city you did not intend to.
18. You’ve taken a kayak or canoe down a random river channel and popped out in some part of the city you did not intend to.
19. You’ve probably met the governor during a school field trip to the Capitol. If not, you’ve surely taken a class photo in the courtroom during a school field trip to the Capitol.
20. If you’ve moved away, you’re far more excited to dine at your favorite local restaurants than you are to eat your mother’s home cooking when you return home.
21. You get sucked into the hype that is Freak Fest.
21. You don’t fully understand the hype that is Freak Fest.
22. When you were young enough to attend the Mifflin Street Block Party, you thought it was the coolest thing.
23. You remember when the Westside felt like a faraway, foreign land.
24. You’re still wondering what happened to the Holiday Parade around the Square. Remember that?
25. “Sea of Red” conjures up images of State Street and Camp Randall crawling with people clad in Badger gear on game day.
26. And speaking of game day… the smell of grilled brats at 9 a.m. on Regent Street is completely familiar.
27. You remember when South Towne Mall was a real mall, not the strip mall it is today.
28. You had the luxury of using city buses as everyday transportation to and from middle school.
29. You also had the luxury of chasing down said city buses, if you didn’t make it to the bus stop on time.
30. The first warm spring day was a big deal– it meant you, your cousins and your aunt would wander in and out of State Street shops.
31. While you could never wear it yourself, you enjoy the wafts of patchouli oil you smell while walking around State Street.
32. You’ve never been able to escape conversations about politics and the environment.
33. You vaguely remember what Lake Monona’s skyline looked like before the Monona Terrace.
34. The word “Beltline” makes you cringe.
35. You had no idea you suffered from road rage until you drove on the Beltline at rush hour for the first time.
36. Your parents grew up with the mothers and fathers of some of your best childhood friends, because most of them never left the Eastside of town. And you think that is the greatest thing.
37. There is something so cool about the Capitol, you cannot get enough of it.
38. You’re constantly learning new things about Madison that cause you to fall further in love with the city.
39. You get that Madison is big, but small at the same time, and unique, and special and you have your own list of things that remind you of home and life in Madison.